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Thu, Mar. 9th, 2006, 04:52 pm

So I've deleted a few entries...Yea whatever....I have an interview this Saturday.....

Sun, Mar. 5th, 2006, 06:56 pm
After this the rest is all bullshit

So like always it's always best if I don't say anything all...I seriously think that this is unfair because I'm getting cruxified for something in which I had no idea what was going on in the first place....But I don't know what I was expecting to get out of this....it's really urking me....But shit happens...It may not be the way that I want it but there's no control over that....

Anyways I just woke up from a really hard nap....The kind of nap where you don't know what's going on or where you're at....It's reallll nice...But yesterday was fun....I woke up round 8 o' clock or so...I watched Kaiju Big Battel...I fucking love that...It's like wrestling but better cuz it's so weird....Anways after I get done watching that I feel asleep back on the couch and didn't wake up till 1:30....laid around and played my DS....The best thing I've ever bought....Evan told me that he was gonna pick me up round 2 or so...So I waited a bit more and he still didn't...So like around like 4 I call him up and he said that he forgot...(-.-)....anways about a half an hour later he stops by and we head to New Age Arcade....Man I wanna go back there one of these days...That place was fucking nice....Anyways we hang out there and I play Animal Crossing DS (If you haven't figured it out yet I'm a geek)...But anyways we leave again to head to Best Buy...He wanted to get BLACK but after much debate (and a message from jesus) he didn't get anyting....So we head back to New Age...I inform him that I'm hungry and crave some french fries...And he takes me by this one chick whom he knows (and is interrested in) and it's a japanese/Korean restraunt and Evan orders sushi....I had some of this red stuff that tasted like terakyi beef jerky....It was good...Anyways we pick up this girl who's turning 17 in like 2 months back to new age and watch Survivor Man...and than Ben (I think that's his name)closes his shop and we head to Steak and Shake and I order fries like usual....And we talk....Listen to music...and he draws me a chara pic...Which I thought was really good....And than we decide due to drunk chicks who go to Steak and Shake at 2 o' clock in the morning who are fucking annoying, we decide to leave and we head back to whats-her-name's house...and while we were there all we did was watch her play Fatal Frame...Which half of the time me or Evan was playing because she'd get too freaked out to play...Which granted, it was a freaky game...Than around 3 in the morning her mom informs us that we have to leave...We head back home....and I go to fucking bed b/c I'm tired as hell...And I wake up...Get some taco bell...In which they fucked up my order....Today fucking sucks to no end...


FIN

Sun, Feb. 26th, 2006, 07:56 pm
Nothing feels better than wearing a blood stained sweater

So yea, yesterday was my b-day...And I have to say I did quite enjoy it....It wasn't the greatest b-day but I mean it did make me feel better about my b-day...So yesterday I woke up around 9 or so....My grandma informed me that she was taking my cousin morgan and her friend antiquing....So I can't go back to sleep b/c I now have the blazing sun beating into my eyes...I decided to get on the comp...It's okay for like the first ten minutes all I'm doing is doing my normal route of checking my mail and my myspace thingy...I see Cait on....Now for the most part nothing is really said between us anymore....And that's what can be said about that...No one says anything to anybody...But I did manage to say something to her...I was trying to figure out what was going on...She informs me that she has no money and when she does that we'll hang out...She also makes it clear that she is now going out with benji....Why do all the people who are the opposite sex when they meet Benjii they fall head over heals for him and than I'm left standing in the rain? Of course she rarily talked to me before the whole fiasco...But anyways yea I talk to Evan after he gets outta work at like 2 and he tells me he's stopping by.....So after 3 hours later he finally get's here and we head to my rents' house....Once we get there we play Guitar hero and War of The Mosters...Than my mom informs that she hasn't made anything....and gives us some money to go get something to eat...I choose Mongolian King and it was a rather good choice...I had sushi for the first time...Which was good...and I'll tell you one thing I cannot eat that much sushi...It's good but doesn't settle well with my stomach...Than after that we go back...Play another session of Guitar Hero..and than we leave like around 10....Evan takes me to this guys house who works down at Best Buy and it's out in the middle of nowhere...Beer Pong......Yea I don't feel like going into details right now...So ta

Sat, Feb. 18th, 2006, 01:02 pm

there's blood everywhere....

I really don't want to go to Lake Michigan...

But I got to see a friend whom I've been neglecting

Thu, Feb. 16th, 2006, 06:09 pm
Kill yourself because you don't get what you want

Well I have to say these past few days have been boring...Of course what do I expect I don't have a job nor a car...But I've been trying to get a hold of Cait.....Well cuz I mean I don't know what's going on...So I call her like 2 days ago and I get her voicemail...I leave a message...I call her back later on the day...She assure's me that she'll give me a call me back one she's on the road to head to Coldwater...So I wait and wait....and wait some more...Finally I figure that she's not going to call....So I call her again to find out what's happened....I get her voicemail....I leave a message and try to scoff it off.....Than like around 8:40 or so I get a call from her but it only rang once and than she hung up....Than I think a few hours ago I get a phone call from Cait again...she ask why I called her...I called her because she didn't return my phone calls....And she harshly tells me not to say anything mean to Jason...Cuz of what happened....I mean that just makes get the feeling that everybody thinks of me as an ass.....Or better yet that I don't think before I say anything...I feel like hanging out with her and clarify a few things....Cuz I feel that she doesn't know who I am....Just what I am....I dunno....

Tue, Feb. 14th, 2006, 04:19 pm
gurgle gurgle

My stomach hurts like hell....It feels like someone is stabbing it from the inside...I've felt like this everytime I eat something....I should probably go see a doctor...Probably.....I completely forgot it's valentine's day.....whatever it's nothing special anyways....I could care less about it....Hopefully my birthday won't suck

Mon, Feb. 13th, 2006, 09:38 pm
-.-

Okay so both me and another person have come to the conclusion that when someone say's that they'll call you back or call you later....It means that they're not calling at all....I really wish someone would be consistant with me....But whatever it's not like I can say anything

Mon, Feb. 13th, 2006, 08:41 pm
ah the pleasure of throwing up

Well I have the world's worst migrane ever...It got to the point to where I was seeing double and throwing up....Much fun.....But yea hopefully I'm not sick on my birthday...Oh wait I'm not doing anything on my birthday so why should it matter.....It's just another day....God that sucks

Wed, Feb. 8th, 2006, 05:50 pm

It's official I'm never leaving the house ever again.....

I figured I'd give it a shot....But I'm led with dissappointment
Oh yea and I hate myself even more.....

Sat, Feb. 4th, 2006, 02:43 pm

6 months of being a vegetarian....Hoorah -.-

Fri, Feb. 3rd, 2006, 09:20 pm
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a rooster

Well these past few weeks have been uneventful none the less……Of course a lot has happened from the last time that I wrote….I’ve decided that I’m going to save the drama for myself…Meaning that I’m going to keeping the drama to myself because these past few days it seems like I’ve been competing with someone in a ‘whose life is more shitty’ and you know what? It just seems very childish…No I take that back it just is stupid….I’ve enjoyed these past few weeks? Yea a few of those days I actually did and a few of those days I’ve doubted myself and other people as well…Let me reiterate that one….I’ve assumed the worse when people…It leaves very little to be surprised by….One of my friends…Whom I will fail to mention because the people who actually read this know who I am talking about…It felt like I was being left behind….Or for a better term of speaking it felt like how the song goes “Nobody likes you/Everyone left you/They’re all out without you having fun.” And I tried to kept to myself about it…Than finally someone was actually invited me to actually participate in an activity…I mean it might’ve not been the world’s greatest things…But it was better than what I was doing…Which was nothing…And I tried to make the best out of a situation where it felt like everybody was pairing off with everybody else and I was the odd man out….But I guess when others wanted to hang out with just me…I made others jealous….I feel like the biggest asshole

And that was a few days ago and now I feel like the biggest bastard/asshole…..Wait I take that back…The biggest oxymoron there is….I’ve been feelings when I shouldn’t feel anything at all….And there all the wrongs one too….I don’t get why I’m feeling them…This isn’t me…I’ll openly admit I’ve been feeling jealousy….I don’t know why one part of my mind is like “Whatever…Fuck em’ let them do whatever they want to do….” And than the back of my mind says “Fuck what the front part of your brain has to say….You should feel shitty…They’re out having fun without you…So you should be pissed…” I really don’t want to feel anything all together…I mean fuck it’s shitty….One minute I’m just content and the next minute I’m depressed and pissed….I don’t know how I should go about this…..I feel like I’m playing with fire…Sure it’s cool to watch for a while…But after a while you’re going to get burned and it’s going to hurt….I dunno…I just feel like going into my room and spend the rest of my life doing nothing but watching DVD’s and listening to music…I don’t want to cause anybody to worry…I don’t want to cause drama…I don’t know what I want….I don’t want to be around anybody….But at the same time I’d like too…..See what I mean by I’m the biggest oxymoron…And I feel like such a loser…I shouldn’t compete….Cuz I have nothing to compete with…I don’t have a job…I don’t have a car…..I pretty much don’t have anything…I don’t even have a good personality….Oh when I say that I want to kill myself I mean that in the most non-violent way….Just because I wish I were dead doesn’t mean that I want to die…..Suicide seems like the most selfish thing I can do….See I am the martyr/bastard here…..I guess it’s my fault anyways

Sat, Jan. 28th, 2006, 04:40 am
I did it my way....Or so I've been told

Well I don't mean to keep Evan up with my rather loud typing....But I did feel like typing something....I'm sure a lot has happened since I last updated this thing....I guess people are starting to hang out with me more....I mean from sides' evan....Or not it just feels like I'm the backup....The backup for when things don't go exactly as plan....The last option...The third wheel...Can you see where this is going to? I feel like most of the time like as wanted as a red-headed step child....Ya....I've beend drunk these last 4 days....It's great....alcohal helps me sleep...I just can't wait to see what the future has in store for me

Wed, Jan. 25th, 2006, 02:24 am
Today is the greatest day of my life

Well today was one of those days that were great but it could've gone better....But it started late...I wish it would've started earlier...But it's nothing worth complaining about...

Okay so I woke up around 8 o' clock to watch Kaiju Big Battle (I'm addicted to that damn show)and than going back to bed once it was done....Than I woke back up and called Cait to make sure we were still hanging out...She assure's me that she is and that she's headed on her way...Well I wait around my house for a while...Till like almost 5 o' clock...And I'm getting paranoid that she's completely forgot...So I call her up and she assure me that she is coming...She's just been caught in a white out...That's understandable so like around 6 she stops by and we head out to the mall....That was fun...I bought Phoenix Wright...Once I figured out it was discontinued...And I bought History of The World PT. I....Defiantely a good movie...But ya around I think it was 9 o' we head out to Meijer's to check out to see what alcohal we should we buy...Than we head to Partners...I guess in between this time Evan called Cait in which they argued whether he should og to partners....Cait got pissed and that's all I know...So we go to Partners and Evan's there and I proceed to play it cool...Evan goes to the bathroom and Cait comes back....Evan comes out and informs us that he's sick and he's heading home...And than Evan calls Cait on her cell phone informing her that his friend's g/f got into a car accident and is in intensive care...And from what Cait says 'tried to pull a guilt trip'....Oh yea and another thing he said is that he doesn't trust me...Wow...I don't exactly trust him either...So I guess were both even...We left and Benjii bought us some Blueberry Vodka...Which I've only had one sip of.....And now we're back here....I'm fucking tired...I guess this was a fun day...and it's all coming to an end here soon...well at least I can go through the week in a drunken stupor...Hoorah!

Wed, Jan. 18th, 2006, 11:38 am
All the best words wasted

Well I do have to say...things lately have taken a change...Oh I didn't mean everything I mean somethings...Not the things I wanted to either....But like all great things....We have no control over them what-so-ever....So yea I started yesterday off waking up around...I think 10 o' clock and the first thing that crosses my mind is "I'm suppose to hang out with Cait today...She hasn't called or anything...Maybe she forgot...I better call her." So I call her and I get her voice mail and I leave a message...and than like 10 minutes she calls me back when I've decided to go back to sleep....So she informs me that I'm a loser for not having a car (not really but I do think the point was made...One way or another)....And that'll she stop by to pick me up...So I start waiting....Thinking that it only takes a half an hour to get from Coldwater to here...but I waited two hours and than I call her and she informs me that she's down at the mall and she'll be right on her way...So I wait another two hours...And she calls me up for directions...I glady oblige and she's here by 6:30...So I mean the day's pretty much spent...So me, her, and Goonga head out to the mall because she informs me we have to pick Evan up at 8...So we roam around, briefly at the mall and than we head to Best Buy...and while there they just start chatting away....And I just start checking out DVD's...and we head back to Evan's house...They go into his room and I head to the basement with there mom and watch American Idol...I try to avoid them in his room because I know where that is going and I really want to avoid that like the black plaque....So I watch that for about an hour or so...Than Evan comes down wearing Cait's clothes...Whatever, I'm not going to even look....So he informs me that were leaving to go karoke down at Partners....So in the car I'm doing my best not to say anything...Evan keeps bombarding me with the question "What's wrong?" GOD! Listen if I wanted to tell you what is wrong I'd tell you...So don't ask me again or I'll start stabbing you in the eye! But after that unfortunate encounter we arrive down at Partners...They find a table and sit together...I sit on the other end of the long table...And the night goes on...I don't karoke at all...let alone say much of anything....But Benjii was there...At first I tried to avoid him like the black plaque...But he comes up and talks to me...He said he's going to pay me back and I should come over and get drunk with him....He said he'd pay for the alcohal...I am kinda hesitant but I'm going to go with the flow....But anyways after a couple of drunken people singing songs drunk the night ended..We drove back home and I still didn't feel like talking...So we go back to my house...I make them some veggie BLT's and they proceed to crash on the floor and couch...I go to bed...and I wake up freezing cold...I sleep a bit more...and I wake up...There both on the floor....Together...And I'm think 'Wow. Great.'....And now here I am

I dunno what's been going on....I just feel like everybody is pairing up and I'm the odd man out...And somebody has to lose...Oh yea I no longer have anybody to hangout with...The only time that people want to hangout with me is when they feel guilty....Or they want something from me...It really sucks when nobody wants to just hangout with me just because...They're off doing better things...I dunno maybe I'm just a bastard but I'd figured I'd get this out in the open...I don't have anything else to lose...So I guess I'm a bastard

Tue, Jan. 10th, 2006, 12:41 pm
X play is the funniest shit ever

Stan Lee: I told Kirby about this idea for a new character that I had. Galactus. He was a huge giant wearing a purple suit who ate planets to substain life. Kinda like your wife. He didn't get the analogy but I got the point across

Stan Lee: Kirby walked into my office and I showed him the cover for Fantastic Four #75 and he said "It looks great. But there's one thing missing my name." and than I said "That's because you're fired. No get the [censored] out of my office."

Stan Lee: When people ask me where I got the idea for Mr. Fantastic I say two words: My Pants. You can ask Kirby's wife about that.

Wed, Jan. 4th, 2006, 10:08 pm

Does the wireless adapter work if you have dial-up?

Mon, Jan. 2nd, 2006, 01:42 pm



"Good morning and congratulations my little warriors...You two are the only one's left. Just one person left to kill until the winner can be declared. And don't forget if neither one of you are killed in 24 hours than both of your collars will be detonated. Try to make these last 24 hours best as possible I want to see the fight of the century!. Now for the danger zones at 8am A5, at 10am E4, and at 12am G8. Now try to remember killing your friends may be tough but you'll get through it." And upon hearing this announcement a tall, teenage boy with long black hair, blue eyes, and an freshly cut across from one side of his face to crossing the bridge of his nose and ending at the other side of his face stirred from his sleep in the abandoned house that he took refuge in....With him was also a teenage boy with dark brown hair, a little facial stubble green eyes(which were now bloodshot)and a cut on the right side of his face woke up from the other bedroom where they met up in the hallway and both gave each other a serious look.



The teenage with the stubble on his face was named Evan and the teenager with the cut on his face was named Bryan.



"So it looks like we're the only one's left." Evan said a bit uneasy, rubbing his neck.

"Yea and that means we have only 24 hours left...."

They had both seem so much and to think all this started two days ago. They had been with each other since the beginning of the game which was held on a private/residential island (no surprise). They seen many things a teenager shouldn't have to see. Things like Tara shooting one of her classmates in the head. Ben trying to pry the collar from his neck with a lead pipe only to have the collar detonated. Many of the kids they didn't see get killed, they only seen them dead. But they did manage to kill 6 students by there own hand...Most of them were intentional and only 2 were in self-defense....Basically there code was that if they appeared to be violent they would attack...They didn't like killing but in a situation like this, they had no choice....And who would get off by killing someone? That wasn't until they met Henry...



Henry was always the quiet type in school...He never really talk that much and always had this mysterious vibe to him...Like there was more to him than what he showed....But when Evan and Bryan ran into him in the game he'd killed 9 people in cold blood....And you could see he had no remorse, no feelings in his eyes...And when Even an Bryan confronted him he attacked them...The guy was extremely good at kung-fu and had received a very good weapon....It was a uzi 9mm and while they both had been assigned a handgun and revolver it was no match for Henry's rapid fire even with the weapons that they collected from the other students it was still no match....They managed to get away from him by sheer luck due to another student interfering...Bryan had got a cut across his face and chest. Which managed to patch up well with a few bandages. Evan on the other hand was extremely lucky and only ended up with a few cuts and bruises...When they escaped there were only 8 students left and they decided to take refuge in an abandoned house which was kept very well...The house looked to be Victorian with 2 bedrooms and a master living room as well as all the rest. It managed to be stocked with many perishables and they got to enjoy some soup. This is where they stayed for nearly 6 hours.



"It looks like someone managed to kill Henry. One less thing to worry about." Said Bryan with his back against the wall.

"And it looks like someone took out the others too so that means that they either committed suicide or they were mortally wounded." Evan replied back.

"Yea but that doesn't really matter...." Bryan added on

"Plus you heard that if 'nothing happens' in 24 hours than we both die. So what do we do?" Evan began to have this nervous look in his eyes.

"I dunno something has to happen...." Evan interrupted him mid-sentence. "We could do Russian Roulette."

"Nah that just seems too lame of a way to die. I want something more dramatic. How about we just duke it out with our fist. I mean that seems like the most honorable thing to do. I can't just kill my best friend in cold blood.” Bryan was now starting to feel drowsy and a bit hungry.

"Yea that sounds good but I dunno that sounds a bit painful. How about we have a knife fight?" Evan suggested.

"Alright how about this we fight with our fist and when one of us is in a position where we can't do anything that we can use our knives. Let's just keep it at fist right now."

"Alright. You seem pretty calm about this." Evan gave Bryan this sny look

"Yea I know but freaking out will do no good. How about we get something to eat and a decent nap. I mean we have time to kill." Bryan said



And with this they both headed downstairs to make themselves something to eat. In the pantry there were lot's of food. Canned vegetables and fruits, noodles, and even candy....They feasted on canned tuna, popcorn, and bowl noodles with added jalapeno’s...And while they cooked the food on the charcoal stove (They found the charcoal in the shed in the back) They began to talk about everything from what there favorite movie was, who they liked out of there class, jokes, and even there favorite video games. When they tried to put away the dishes they both put away the dishes and saw all there guns on the counter.



"Well it looks like we won't be needing these anymore. Let's have some fun with them." Bryan recommended and picked up the .45 automatic and headed outside. Evan had followed right behind him.

"Go grab the plates and the rest of the guns and ammo.” Bryan said.

Evan went inside and grabbed everything he was told to grab and brings them out. Bryan handed him one of the semi-automatics and loaded it…He than took the plates and scattered them across the lawn. Bryan gave him a look and Evan knew what was going on.
”This isn’t our house so let’s have fun.” Bryan said as he cocked his .45 automatic

They began to shoot at the plates and the lawn furniture till they were all out of ammo. So the .357, .45, Remington shotgun were all out of ammo…. They even got to throw a live grenade which was fun to watch…From a safe distance…And once the ammo was out they decided that they wanted to be well rested for there fight. Eight hours had passed since the last announcement, which means that they have 16 hours left until their deadline. They both decided that they had enough time to get a nice eight-hour nap. So they raided the house’s medicine cabinet and found some sleeping pills which last for about 4 hours a pill….They both took two and headed to there respective rooms….The rooms were relatively nice each with a king size bed with nice blue colored sheets with lot’s of pillows. Both after enjoying there eight hour nap they both met downstairs.

“Alright here are the rules we are going to go outside and out to the yard. The rules are we fight until one of us…..’Cease to exist’ and no weapons I want this to be honorable. Don’t stop for anything. Alright?” Bryan gave Evan a reassuring look and Evan nodded back. They both proceeded to head outside to the yard. “Stand over there and we’ll get this started.” Bryan pointed over by the lawn furniture and Evan headed there.” Alright at the count of three we’ll run towards each other and proceed to duel….And Evan I just wanted to say that out of all the people in the world I wanted to say that I’m glad you were my friend.” Said Bryan

Evan was in the process of taking his shirt off….He heard what he said and a tear rolled down his face. “Yea I’m glad I was your friend too….No matter what I’m always going to be your friend.” Evan said….Both had there shirts off…They weren’t exactly buff, but they had a decent build…..”Let’s do this….On the count of three we’ll start.” Bryan had said preparing his body. Both didn’t know too much about fighting….No martial arts, not tae kwon do…..No fancy dance move just punching and kicking……”One…” Both there bodies began to tense up “Two….” Adrenalin was now pumping through there veins “Three!” And at that very moment they both screamed at each other with fist in the air…..And at the very center of the lawn there fist met each other’s face…..And both fell on there backs….Bryan was the first to get up and only a second later Evan followed….Bryan punched Evan in the neck….It did hurt Evan but at a time like this he shouldn’t be thinking about pain…..Evan kicked Bryan in the stomach in which he grabbed and gasped for air…Evan took this moment to punch him in his shoulder….Bryan stumbled backwards a few steps and quickly recovered…..He quickly ran back up towards him upper-cutting him in his jaw…Sending Evan’s body flying in the air…..Evan knew what was going to happen…He prepared himself for another blow…..And just like clockwork Bryan followed with another punch to his chest…Evan was surprised at how quickly his reflexes reacted to this…He grabbed Bryan’s fist and twisted his arm behind his back….Bryan was in a fix and about ready to have his arm broken when he did the first thing that came to his mind…He head butted Evan right in his face….Evan loosened his grip on Bryan’s arm…Just giving Bryan enough slack for him to swing around and free his arm….Evan was only arms length away from Bryan but he could see what was happening in slow motion….Bryan brought his leg around and kicked Evan on the side of his chest…Breaking a few ribs….Evan felt a sharp pain in his chest….He stepped back a few steps placing a few meters between him and Bryan….He felt something weird coming from his mouth and spit it out…He spit about a good gob of blood….He felt extreme pain and the only way to make it subside was to take hold of his ribs….Evan than ran at Bryan and with charging speed slammed his fist against the side of Bryan’s head….He fell down….He too began to feel in pain but it wasn’t in his ribs it was in the side of his head. Bryan tried to keep his mind focused….and he was surprised that his vision wasn’t messed up….Now with Evan having his a few of his ribs broken and with Bryan with a minor concussion….Both were at a disadvantage….Bryan began to take this opportune moment and struck Evan in the side of the head….He fell down to the ground instantly….Bryan pinned him down to the ground….Evan was badly hurt not only was blood coming from his mouth…But it was protruding from his forehead too…It was bad….Bryan could see this and he finally come to his sense’s…This was his friend…The one who he played video games with on the weekend, the one who was his best friend when others abandoned him….And he started to cry…..How could he do something like this to his best friend? “What have I done?!” Evan was now bleeding from his mouth but managed to say “You have to finish this. You won fair and square.” Bryan looked down at Evan….”I can’t I mean you’re my best friend I can’t just kill you.” Bryan had tears running down his face onto Evan’s now blood covered face. “C’mon do it! If you don’t we’ll both be dead and I’d rather have one of us live than us both dying.” Bryan had about a thousand thoughts running through his head right at that moment. But he knew what he had to do. He tried to think of the most painless way to kill him….He finally decided on one way and ran back to the house and grabbed the biggest knife he could find. He ran back to Evan, not wanting him to suffer. Evan saw the knife and knew what was going to happen. “Alright I’m ready let me say one thing before you do. You were always my best friend. And you’ll still be just don’t forget about me.” Evan said. Bryan couldn’t think of anything to say this and just nodded. And than he reached down and took his knife and cut Evan’s throat from one end to the other…Immediately blood began to pour out. Evan did the natural thing any human would do. He grasped at his throat. It was only a matter of moments till he finally ceased to exist. But the thing that made Bryan break down right than and there was that Evan’s last words were “Thank you, friend.” And than he died. A loud voice announced over the PA and said “Congratulations Mr. Bryan! You’ve one this years battle royale now proceed to the school at the center of the island and we’ll get you all taken care of.” Bryan couldn’t move. He just killed his best friend. He remained there for nearly ten minutes till finally a group of unknown soldiers surrounded him with tazers and ordered him to head to the school. He considered fighting back but he had to keep a promise to his friend and headed back to his school. When he got to school he saw his teacher Mr. Malcom a forty year man, with a blonde comb over and coke bottle glasses. “Congratulations! I didn’t think you’d actually win. You surprised me and lost me a lot of money. But no matter, let’s get that collar off of you.” Two men came around him and started to work at the collar. And within a matter of minutes they had it off. The two men backed away and Mr. Malcom approached him a handed him a manila envelope. Bryan opened it and it contained a picture of there dictator (He always hated Bush) autographed by him saying “Congratulations on your victory!” It looked like a child signed it. Another piece of paper fell out of the envelope and he picked it up. It was basically a list of rules as being a winner of battle royale. He couldn’t talk to his school, would have to transfer to another school, and would only get to see his parents on his holidays…..They had changed the rules in the recent years…You could talk about your battle royale…You just had to keep it to a minimum…And now Bryan would receive a check from the government paying just about everything…..Bryan finished reading this and even though he was exhausted managed to run forward and punch Mr. Malcom right in his face, breaking his glasses….And immediately a group of soldiers rushed forward and had him restrained….”Ah such a pity…” Bryan thought he was about to be killed right than and there…But they held him up and said “Smile for the camera. You must smile.” Bryan tried to give the evilest look to the camera….And he was put on a cruise ship…Which was nice considering the situation and had his wounds treated…..Bryan now lives in another town attending his Junior year of high school….Bryan wanted to tear down this fucking government for what it did for him and his friend…..A screen came up at school saying “Thank you for signing up for this years happy, cheerful, battle royale.”



Well that’s my little fanfic for battle royale….It took me like what 7 days to write it….The character’s are based off of me and my friend Evan….Just let me know what you think

Mon, Dec. 19th, 2005, 12:08 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I bought porn for [info]shinathefawx (-10 points). Last Sunday I gave [info]drugsontop a kidney (1000 points). In March I stole [info]queenfetisha's purse (-30 points). In July I put money in [info]mixoma's expired parking meter (14 points). In September on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).

Overall, I've been nice (934 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
mylovissuicide

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Fri, Dec. 16th, 2005, 09:28 pm
*evil death kai glare*

Alright so you tell me that you miss me and when I call you we talk casually...And than when I call you back I get your voice mail and it say's "Hey I'm not answering my phone for obvious reason....Mainly you." WTF?! I have no idea what's going?! Is this about your boyfriend?! Am I over reacting....Well this is manical

Thu, Dec. 8th, 2005, 12:18 am

I'm updating really quick cuz you guys suck

I hate these little labels that are thrown everything

way to bring the racial opression

Punk.....Why don't you just call me nigger? God you people make me want to throw up on hot topic.....

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